I really have no idea what I’m going to do about you, specifically.

Like, you literally told me “Something about you makes me want to take you upstairs and make your toes pop.” minutes after we first met.

But you’re a bartender. How many girls do you tell that to on a daily basis? I’ve heard about the number of times you’ve fucked girls over. That’s why I’m so damn skeptical.

And why the fuck pick an 18 year old girl? You’re 23. Maybe. I don’t know for sure anymore.

I keep telling myself not to get romantically involved, but I’ve always been a sucker for a good conversationalist.

It really fucking pisses me off how you know what to say.

And to be honest, bragging about how good you are at eating a girl out doesn’t really help me.

I just…I want to know if you’re worth the risk.